The number one question I get after almost 30 years in stand-up is: Is it clean or dirty?

The best answer? It’s relatively clean—because compared to my relatives, it’s clean!
 

First off, thank you for even considering coming to my show. And if you’ve seen me before, you know this: every year I bring a brand-new show with brand-new material. You’re never getting leftovers.
 

Here’s what to expect: I don’t usually travel with an opener. Instead, there’s a full pre-show experience with music (and about 60% of those songs I either wrote or co-wrote). Then we roll a 10-minute video, and I hit the stage for 90 minutes of stand-up.
 

The show is part observational, part autobiographical, part philosophical—and hopefully 100% funny. I talk about life: the good, the bad, and the messy.

I don’t shy away from my own shortcomings, but I don’t cross into vulgar either. Do I let a cuss word slip? Rarely. Do most people laugh? Absolutely. Do I get everyone? Nope. (But hey, no comic does!)
 

At the end of the night, I want you walking out with a smile on your face, cheeks sore from laughter, and your heart a little lighter.

So grab a babysitter (the kids under 15 probably won’t get most of the references anyway) and come see me live on The Funny Life Tour.
 

God Bless,